A Pile of Good Things and Bad Things

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

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I’M HANGING OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND TODAY AND WE’RE GOING TO GO PICK OUT A KITTEN I LOVE KITTENS I MIGHT CRY OH NOOOO!

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My cat jumped off of my bed about an hour ago. And a few minutes ago, I felt something on my arm. I figured it was him. However, it was absolutely not Squirt.

It was a spider.

So, I did what any rational person would.

I proceeded to go “AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!” and shake my arm until it was gone.

Then I heard my cat meowing under my bed.

WAS THIS HIS PLAN? HAVE THEY FORMED AN ALLIANCE? WAS IT BECAUSE I TOOK HIS CATNIP-COVERED PILLOW AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE CATNIP TURNS HIM INTO HULKITTY?!

NUUUUUUUU!!!